Top 10 Indicators
Your Relationship May Need
a Romantic Vacation
This page introduces some romantic vacation ideas to help add spice and sizzle to our relationships.
Although the content of this page is in the form of funny jokes and humor, all relationships can often use the break from reality that romantic getaways and a change of scenery offers.
You will find some of our favorite romantic travel spots and hopefully enjoy a laugh or two as you explore this page for romantic vacation ideas.
The Top 10 Lists below represent his and her funny joke versions of how you can tell when your relationship may need that special occasion away from reality.
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The Top 10 Indicators Your Relationship
May Need a Romantic Vacation
His Version
10. If when you were first married she laughed at everything you said, but now everything you say she laughs at, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
9. If when you were first married her lifetime favorite hobby was watching sports on TV and being quiet, but now her favorite hobby is being quiet until you allow her to watch “Lifetime TV”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
8. If when you were first married she was very careful to always have her hair styled just the way you like it, but now you must like it just the way it’s styled, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
7. If when you were first married she would always tell you how she could have married movie stars but wanted only you, but now she thinks that you are a movie star and that you played the “Creature From The Black Lagoon”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
6. If when you were first married she would waste the entire day thinking about you coming home, but now just thinking about you coming home is a waste to her entire day, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
5. If when you were first married she was always talking about love songs that reminded her of you, but now she is talking about other men that remind her of those loves songs, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
4. If when you were first married she couldn’t seem to take her eyes off of you, but now she can’t seem to take her eyes off the guy two tables down, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
3. If when you were first married she daydreamed all throughout the day about you, but now she daydreams about the days she gets to have without you, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
2. If when you were first married she ate like a bird so she could watch her girlish figure, but now her girlish figure is showing that she even eats the bird, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
1. If when you were first married she would check several times each day to read your emails to her, but now several times each day she reports your emails to her as SPAM, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
The Top 10 Indicators Your Relationship
May Need a Romantic Vacation
Her Version
10. If when you were first married, he said, “I’m a helpless romantic. Expect lots of poems and flowers in your life”, but now, the only flowers you get are tracked into your house on the bottom of his shoes, and the only poems you hear are on the inside of Bazooka bubblegum wrappers, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
9. If when you were first married, he was an aspiring lawyer who wanted to live in the nicest part of the country, but now he’s content to be a career student, letting you support him and hey, good news, “Mom will let us live in the garage”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
8. If when you were first married, he would clean his car to a shine, wax it, vacuum out the interior, but now, he gallantly pushes aside the burrito wrappers so you can sit down, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
7. If when you were first married, he wanted to be a dashing dancer full of romance, but now, he only dances when he’s dashing for the remote control, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
6. If when you were first married, he wanted to talk all the time about his “feelings”, but now, the only time he wants to “talk” is to tell you how bad he’s feeling, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
5. If when you were first married, he would gaze into your eyes for hours on end, but now, the only time he looks you in the face is to tell you, “You have a pimple on your chin”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
4. If when you were first married, he spoke to his friends about the tremendous catch he had in you, but now, he refers to you as “the old ball and chain”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
3. If when you were first married, he said, “I’m really not into sports very much, and as a matter of fact, I do love HGTV”, but now, he has three TVs set up in his living room for Monday Night football, and you don’t get to date from August through January, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
2. If when you were first married, he wanted children, “However many you want would be fine, Dear”, but now, he thinks they should have separate restaurants for them, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
1. If when you were first married, he said, “We’ll go eat anywhere you want to honey”, but now, he says, “Hey, Babe, let’s go. I got a ‘Buy One Get One Free Free’ coupon for McDonald’s”, your relationship may need a romantic vacation.
Romantic Getaway Ideas
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could get away from it all and completely fall head over heels in love with the place you are a guest at?
At Whitestone Inn, I promise, you will!
There is something special about this romantic vacation idea. The feelings inspired as you first drive up through the large red barn that serves as a tunnel and a bridge into this paradise retreat is almost magical and sacred.
If you can, plan your visit around the Christmas holidays.
When we were there, the chill of December nights was in the air. The cozy fireplace provided a solemn invite away from the frigid outside air and the beautiful little chapel there was alive with hand-bell music. A live hand-bell Choir performs all your favorite yuletide carols and can be heard throughout the property.
For us, it added a whole new meaning to the Christmas holiday term, “Silent Night”.
A horse-drawn carriage ride is just one of many amenities available with your visit to this romantic paradise.
Find out for yourself why this special place is so moving and why this place is OUR FAVORITE ROMANTIC VACATION PLACE.
OUR NEXT VACATION CHOICE
I can here the lyrics now.
“Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?”
This place and this city is AWESOME!
When you visit, check out all the restaurants in this hotel. Each of them have their own special flare. “Dinner In The Diner” is not just nice lyrics in the Chattanooga Choo Choo song, it’s a real upscale restaurant.
Our favorite restaurant though is “The Station House”. It is alive all during open hours with live entertainment as the waiters and waitresses pull double duty as servers and singers. The food is great, but the entertainment is wonderfully and tastefully done.
Visit there as we sing, Chattanooga Choo-Choo, Won’t You Choo-Choo Me Home?
NEXT, WE’RE OFF TO THE MOUNTAINS!
How about a little “Cabin Fever”?
If romantic hideaways and crisp mountain air sounds inviting, you’re going to love this romantic idea.
Hot tubs, jacuzzi’s, Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge, TN nearby. The scenery here is so beautiful we just had to include it here for your exploration.
For more about a great escape to the mountains romantic getaway, CLICK HERE.
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